Rude or funny things said to you about your pregnancy or being pregnant

☺️ what has been said to all of you pregnant ladies that has been rude/funny regarding your pregnancy? Something that absolutely just ticked me for no reason was my grandma placing her hand on my stomach (knowing I really want a girl) and saying "it will be a boy". And the fact that she touched my stomach 👿 as tummy touching  is a no no for me. What about the rest of you?