I happened to wear a flowy maternity top to work compared to the fitted ruched-side tops I prefer. A female colleague stopped me in the hall and asked "how are you feeling". I said "fine, how are you," like a normal person. She said, "no, I mean why are you still here, when are you due?" I responded, "two and a half weeks, I'm 37 weeks." She said "are you sure? You look like you're about to give birth!" I was shocked and said something dumb like "nope" but i should have said "oh you're right, I forgot that my due date was today, thanks for reminding me!" People are so funny.