Is anyone else as crazy as me?

So, I know there's no way I could statistically be pregnant. I had a regular period, right on time, the works. In the next day or 2 I'll be in my fertile window. But, I'm so crazy I decided to test because what if by some strange miracle I ovulated right after AF, or magically that serious af wasn't? That would be the best father's day gift I could ever give my husband. Yeah right, stark negative. Well damn it, I better go buy him something. Hahahaha.