Sobriety through . . . JESUS????

Cake • It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I don't understand this. The dude didn't turn wine to water, he turned water to wine. WINE. Going through the 12 step program and getting sobriety through Jesus is almost the same thing as seeking sobriety through Dionysus. It doesn't make any sense .___. 
The only difference between the two is that Dionysus is actually a God of Wine, where as Jesus obviously had enough of a thing for it that he took the time to change water in to it. But both love their wine, so it just seems so odd that one would try and get sober by turning to one of them. 
And no, don't use the whole "Jesus is real and Dionysus isn't" because firstly, that isn't my point and second, no one can prove that either were or are Devine beings so don't even bring it up. 
I'm just trying to understand this. I can get turning to GOD to find sobriety, because (most seem to believe) that Jesus and God are not the same entity. But I can't understand why turning to Jesus would be a thing.