Basal temp fail !!!!

Thought id share my newbie moment of the day!!!! I have never measure my basal temp before....

Ok so this am at like 530 i wake up and I grab my thermometer and I stick the tip of it in my who-ha and I wait for it to beep. Well I have to pee soo bad so I'm like fuck it I can't wait. So i used the bathroom and washed the thermometer... well I get back to the couch and I read the instructions and apparently ur supposed to take it orally.