Bed farts and other problems

Ladies! Haha...I have two problems:
1. How do your deal with the need to fart when you're in bed and your boyfriend is there too?
2. I have a long distance relationship and when we see each other we spend 5 days together all the time and I literally cannot poop the whole timeline. 
He, on the other hand, doesn't seem to have any of these problems. Any suggestions?