My boyfriend is playing the victim for canceling on me tonight. Here's his story.  His best friend "kidnapped" him and somehow they ended up at the bar and now he's STRANDED (oh no!) because he doesn't have a car. So he says he might as well stay at the bar and have a few while he's there. And it's not at all his fault for blowing me off because he had NO say in it, so I have no right to be upset with him. Lord help me, I want to shove my foot up his ass.