Mom code?

How is it that we have all interacted With pregnant women at some point in our life yet NO one tells you all the symptoms of being pregnant. No one tells you that you can now smell like a blood hound. No one mentions how your thighs will turn into road maps. I had no clue my body could projectile vomit 3 feet at the smell of chicken wings. All of a sudden you feel like big foot since your feet seem to be getting bigger, your hair growth is out of control every where, and your nails start to resemble claws. I honestly feel like a frat boy sometimes with the unexpected gas attacks. Don't you miss the days where you could pass a bowel movement and not feel the need to throw a party? No one says you should buy stock in deodorant and might start drooling on yourself. My breasts were unrecognizable to me at 5 weeks. I actually knocked a glass off the counter yesterday with my chest! Is there some kind of mom code of silence I'm not aware of? I'm not complaining I have had a relatively easy pregnancy and love being pregnant but a little warning would have been nice. I'm sorry if making light of symptoms offends some on here. I just have to laugh at what's going on with my body at this point.