Funniest Ish Ever!

Soo there's this lady that always see me on Mondays when I take my son to Therapy and she always says negative things. She always tells me that I'm getting big without even saying Hello. So today she said you are so fat. I turned around smiled and said Omg! U are starting to look so old. What's going on with u?? Lol she looked and walked away in shame. I bet she won't say shit else making fun of me again !