Sex & Relationships
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Marriage in 2 short conversions:
Me to DH: "I'm gonna take a shower. You should take a shower too."
DH: "Are you dictating my time now?"
Me: "I wanna have sex."
DH: "Oh. I'll take a shower."
As I was getting out of the shower:
DH: "I gotta get my shower. If we hurry we can watch the premier of Fargo."
Me: "Oh ok. Go. Hurry."
LOL I dunno this just cracked me up. It's all in good fun. We actually like having sex with each other. 😉