Marriage funnies

Marriage in 2 short conversions:

Me to DH: "I'm gonna take a shower. You should take a shower too."

DH: "Are you dictating my time now?"

Me: "I wanna have sex."

DH: "Oh. I'll take a shower."

As I was getting out of the shower:

DH: "I gotta get my shower. If we hurry we can watch the premier of Fargo."

Me: "Oh ok. Go. Hurry."

LOL I dunno this just cracked me up. It's all in good fun. We actually like having sex with each other. 😉