A message to my shower

I just wanted to say oh shower time how I miss you so.  These days it feels like it's forever when I get to visit. And that even when I can visit the minutes tick by so fast, and never lasts as long as I would like. Shampoo and conditioner it's not you its me. Body wash I hope we meet again soon, I want you to know that ugly, pale,and practically unscented bar of soap could never and will never replace you. It's just that it's become faster to grab and wash as fast as possible the spots that count.  Shower puff I see how you stare at me wondering what the hell has happened to my body. Silently you hang there from your little string and judge, and pray that I just toss you away in the trash. You cant undo what you've seen the last few months, and I don't blame you. And lastly to my Gillette Mach 5 razor with the pretty little silver ball, to you I give my sincerest apology to, because it is you that has been neglected the most. I think of you often and remember the good ole days when we would laugh about how my big pregnant belly would get in the way and we would play that game called " good enuff".  I want you to know I don't mean to be neglectful and that I truly look forward to when the day comes that I can use you again.