I'm tired of hearing my coworker whine that she isn't in a relationship (I wish I had duct tape). She tries to make me feel bad because I seem to "always" be in a relationship. I finally talked to her about what may be the problem and I almost laughed out loud in her face. She wants her man skinny with just the right amount of muscle, a jerk but sweet, smart but not too smart, she wants his penis small but not too small etc. She then had the nerve to say she wants him to read her mind in the bedroom if he asks even one question she WILL break up with him and if it isn't out of this world she "won't have chemistry with him" so she'll break up with him on the spot. I'm tired of hearing her complain, I just had to vent because she's not leaving our job for at least 6 years 😔😰