Pee Stick Addict

Okay, I've been accused of being a pee stick addict. I cannot convince my SO that this couldn't be further from the truth. We are both 25 and enjoy having a few drinks now and then. We also enjoy listening to  Texas Country shows live and go to the bar once or twice a month. 
So, that being said, we've been TTC for 9 months now. If I even think I'm going to have a drop of alcohol I pee on a stick just to make sure. I don't want a baby that has FAS and be the one to blame for it. 
That's not an addiction! That's a precaution, right?! Am I right ladies or am I an addict?! 😂