Pregnancy gas sucks.

TMI. Me and my SO we're doing our usual sexy time, when he asked me to put the remote control on the ground. So I took it and bent over so it wouldn't sound loud on the hard wood, and when I bent over I did the worst thing possible, I released a huge bubble of gas, right in his face. And then he told me his penis shriveled up instantly. Thankfully we got the mood back but seriously that was so embarrassing! I didn't even feel the need to fart!