Trying to convince myself I'm not in labor.

Hubby got called into work tonight, and I've been nesting like crazy all weekend. I was finishing up folding some laundry when I realized that I've been having contractions and I'm starting to feel pressure down there, so I've decided to post up on the couch and drink some water. My belly is still contracting occasionally... But it's not really consistent, and I feel baby moving around so I'm assuming it's Braxton hicks. My lower back and side are starting to hurt too, but I'm just chalking that up to being 35 weeks pregnant.
Either way, I'm trying to just ignore it all... I'm home alone with my two dogs and my three year old son, and I'm laughing at the thought of actually going into labor right now. Like, what the hell would I even do?!