To the nosy bitch across the street

Yes my husband works out of state.

No we aren't "going through marital difficulties."

Yes I'm exhausted most days, you know, from being a mother and working full time.

No I'm not depressed

No I didn't "send" him out of state to finance my new car

No my Brother in Law is not my "lover"

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY LIFE!