All grown up. Almost.

When I was younger, I used to think that sex was literally super slowmo hula hoop movements. And that's all it took to be an adult. Once you slow hula hooped, you were a woman. I was 6 then. Then, around age 12, I would watch YouTube videos of girls kissing. And I was like "I'll be really grown up if I kiss someone like that." And then, age 13, I touched myself -- *down there* -- but I literally had no idea what to do, so I just rubbed for a few minutes and then I was done, about 6 months later, I'd rub for 10 minutes and get all sweaty and be like "ew gross, sweat.. Done". A few months later, almost 14, I had finally masturbated and finished. Age 15, masturbated while watching porn for the first time. Fast forward nearly 5 years later, I still masturbate, 70% of the time to a porno, never kissed anyone, know that super slowmo hula hooping is not how sex happens, and have yet to actually do the deed. I'm all grown up. Sorta. 😁😁👍🏼🍑💦🙋🏽