Pissing myself

I had two clean pairs of pants, just freshly washed. One was maternity jeans one regular jeans. I put my maternity ones on. Then start coughing cuz I'm sick, then start puking and pissing myself. Ok those pants are done for. Put my next pair on, I'm siting on the couch watching TV and have a coughing fit well those pants are now dirty. I have kindergarten round up in 2hrs and no clean pants and no fast cycle on my washer.