Semi funny story

So lately everytime I sneeze I pass a little gas but they're not the cute little poots they're the full blown man farts. Well when my boyfriend and I are in bed I usually lay on my left side and have my butt against him. He's never been too fond of farts so now whenever we're in bed he puts a pillow between us so if i do fart he can't feel it. I cant wait to see how he reacts when our little guy farts on him.