In my dream, I was sleeping and woke up to some painful contractions. I walked to the bathroom to check myself out and felt something between my legs... I was in full panic mode I turned to look in the full body mirror and there it was a long braided pubic hair ponytail with a hot pink scrunchie on the end of it. WTF I was thinking I can't give birth like this! So I cut it off but then this garden of eden bush emerged (with flowers and fruits attached) and I couldn't shave it off no matter how hard I tried, I was crying hysterically.... Long story short I am about to go shave my junk now.