I'm ty the great

Sup...... my wife pregnant....... yup..... she mkn me do this..... yup...... so we have a 4 yr old very beautiful nd is a complete drama queen so I'm hoping this will be a boy. Then we can go do man stuff like piss on buildings nd tp the neighbors house nd tell them we just got hme when the police come..... well look fwd 2 meeting u baby Tyler with the heart beat of 154..... again my wife is mkn me do this ... love u suga... wish baby Tyler could of recorded me killing this snake. Felt bad after Google said it was a harmless corn snake.... o well r.i.p.