AF June 25th, Buddy?
I'm 39, married as Heeeeeell, this was month two trying for a baby. I'm wordy and curse-y and do not like all these acronyms for shit. If you want someone to distract you from all the stress of conception and to remind you to scramble up onto your partner and hump like a wildwoman because you ONLY HAVE FOUR DAYS GO GO GO GO GO, I'm your gal. 
If you want someone who says "DH", "TTC" and "HGTUEBDKFO11JJ$", and squees and communicates mainly through emojis, I will inevitably disappoint you. That ain't my MO.
I will, however, never flinch at your descriptions of the various fluids coming out of your holes. I'm badass like that.
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