Should we name him...Festus Flavius? Lol

I am one of four girls so it goes to reason that my father always wanted a boy... My husband and I were considering finding a family name from my dad's side as a first and/or middle name so I asked my dad to send me names from his side... What did I get myself into.... Lol

Robert Gray. Arthur Robert. Harry Arthur. Ernest Harry. Elmer Harold. Albert Sidney. Otis Lymal. Festus Flavius. Stanley Flavius.

A few are ok but oh my...Festus Flavius Finger. That was apparently one of my relatives full given name. People can be so cruel, I just didn't know I had such cruel relatives. Haha

Anyone else have odd suggestions from family members???