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Wake me up to pleasure yourself 😡

So it's 7:30am here (UK).

My husband set an alarm for 6am and didn't wake up when it went off so I had to wake up, all 7 months pregnant of me, to wake him up to turn it off. (Once I'm awake I find it impossible to go back to sleep)

He hits snooze. THREE TIMES.

Goes to the gym at 6:30 and comes back at 7:15. The shower goes on and I only JUST hear him get in. No toilet flush, no sound of the electric shaver or toothbrush.

The man is having a wank.

How do I know this? The bathroom door is locked (it's never locked). When he opens it its smelling fresh. Not shower masking poo smell fresh. Just shower fresh.

Honestly if I didn't love him I'd kill him 😡

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