I wrote a post a couple of days ago about my husband having haemorrhoids. It got so bad it was painful to sit and walk, he was pretty much bed ridden. So he went to the doctor and it turns out it wasn't what we thought, it's actually a fungal infection in his anal area. I didn't even know this was possible. He's got two hard lumps about the size of a lemon on either side of his crack and guess who's job it is to rub the ointment on it. I know my vows said in sickness and in health but I didn't think that would mean him being on all fours and me rubbing ointment on his fungus infested bum 😣😩