No no no! Pregnant at the worst time :(

Uuugh just took a pregnancy test (First Response) and it came out positive FML. I'm a 27 year old career chef, I cannot be goddamn pregnant right now, it's damn peak season! I'll have to take time off for an abortion and my boss will NOT be happy. I am going to get an IUD inserted during the surgical abortion though, something I was going to do in the fall once the work season was over. Guess the joke is on me. I'll be telling my (currently long distance) boyfriend the shit news when I see him tonight and hopefully get this all straightened out ASAP. Mostly just posting gere because I can't really tell anyone else right now ugh. Goddamn spermicidal strips failed me hard on this one :( Any of you had a surgical abortion and/or IUD insertion and have any words of wisdom or something? Thanks...