So embarrassing

So my boyfriend and I went out last night and crashed at our friends house on his futon. Well, my boy and I were under the influence and got a little frisky. It was probably the best sex I've had in a while, and it turns out that I can be quite the squirter. I literally soaked a huge part of the mattress and blanket. It was actually pretty gross haha. After it happened and we looked at what happened I was like "SHIT! This is gonna leave a wet mark on the futon mattress!" So in the morning I had to come up with an elaborate lie to my friend about what happened to the mattress. I told him that when we got to the house I got a drink and drunkenly set it on the mattress and it fell over and spilled all over the mattress. He totally believed it, and he wasn't upset about it at all. But I still feel bad about it haha.