Ugh, look at my husband. Sleeping so peacefully. Snoring. Not a care in the world. Definitely not worrying about how difficult it is rolling over. Nope. He's just lying on his back, snoring away. I bet next he'll roll Over effortlessly onto his stomach. Probably sleep there all night, so peaceful and happy. I bet he doesn't have daggers in his genitals every time he moves his hips an inch. He definitely hasn't peed in the last hour and that is not at all a concern for him. Ugh. Lucky bastard. Doesn't even know how good he has it. I bet he's never once pooped and worried a little human will come out his vagina if he pushes too hard. That lucky son of a bitch. Peaceful, sleeping, dreaming jerk.