Holy cow!

So here I am... Trying to sleep... But my cooch is itchy as hell! How, for the sake of a girl refusing to show her coochie to a strange doctor, do I make the damn itch go away?

Been tested for STD's and I'm clean, and not sexually active since said tests.

UPDATE: so I get into the shower last night, I look at my kitty and...

Oh Lordy!

I had an allergic reaction spreading and the cooch swelling and not long after, it was spreading across my whole body!

So I washed up and sprayed the lady bits and that helped. Baby powder and new panties, fresh clothes, changed bed sheets and slept like a rock.