So my wife gets home and

She throws me my favorite sandwhich from a local joint. I ask when did you go there because we're both completely out of cash and have been for a week due to unexpected events. Like don't even have groceries. Also I asked because it's not her first pick or anything, and she says she was hungry so she "hit that dumbass from work up on his offer".

The dumbass she is referring to is this moron that keeps asking her out because he doesn't believe in lesbians or something?? Because being gay is a choice I guess, idk I've only met him once at her job and he basically said he'd turn us both straight 😷. so she took him for icy-date and made the douche buy two of the most expensive things on the menu, didn't eat, and brought it home for our dinner 😄😂😂😂😆

We just ate and watched a Disney movie. Gotta love her moxie.👌