So conflicted with baby fever.

1/3 of me: have a baby. now. do it. they're precious. you'll love it.

1/3 of me: no ma'am. ridiculous. you'll ruin everything. so much crying and the poppy diapers and the ear infections and fevers and you'll never have time for anything ever again. you may as well become a professional server because school will never happen.

Also 1/3 of me: if it happens, it happens. there will never be a right time..