Hating on the bump.

Dawn

Everyday conversation at least once a day:

How far along are you?

"8 months due next month."

Really? You don't look like it, are you sure?

"☺😌😤☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

Awkward angry smiling and eye twitching as I walk away."

*starts random backstory about their kids and pregnancy with parenting advice.