My friend posted this on Facebook last night.

So we're sitting outside at Buffalo Wild Wings waiting for a table to open and a bald guy and his woman walk out in leathers and the woman says "really you got you a tooth pick but couldn't get me one?" He pulls the tooth pick out of his mouth and tries to hand it to her and she refuses. So we just laughed at him and he looks her dead in the face and said "Really ? you will suck my dick but you won't take a tooth pick after me?" ... That shit was funny.