things that annoy the fuck out of me

Now that I never thought would ๐Ÿ™„
"My Braxton hicks are so strong right now they literally make me want to vomit."
"Lol Labor is way worse, js"
-lol really? I didn't know that. Please explain to me more about how a baby shoving its body through my vagina is way worse than Braxton hicks? ๐Ÿค”
*getting a wrist band ticket for entry for a vintage festivalย 
"The festival is that way and it's indoors, you sure you gonna make it all the way over there? Just promise me you won't go into labor while your here."
-lolololol buddy, I'm gonna be kicking you in the face way before I go into labor.ย 
*still have three months to go ๐Ÿ˜’
-random coworkers
"Omg I wanna feel her kick!"
*doesnt ask, places hand on my belly.ย 
"She's not kicking for me, why isn't your baby moving, it's supposed to move"ย 
-sorry she doesn't move on YOUR command? she more than likely senses satin itself and she DFWU ๐Ÿ˜Š
Little things I have noticed that now agitate me that didn't before ๐Ÿ˜‚ what are yours?ย