Funny Story

So my best friend is a guy my age named Aidan. We've know each other since we were little. We met at a sailing camp that we both work at now and teach kids how to sail. A few years ago we bought a sail boat together. We both love the beach and the water and we spend every weekend on our boat together. So this morning at 7 I get a phone call and he says he'll pick me up. When we get there we find our boat and we head out. After a while of sailing around and talking we decide to anchor and go for a swim. I go on the bow of the boat and I'm wearing a bikini. Aidan says I have a string hanging down my leg and I asked him to get it and the next thing I know he's screaming his head off so when I turn around I see him holding my full tampon with clots on his hands practically in tears of fear. I'm dying of laughter and I tell him to throw it in the water. He then asks me if I need to put it back in. I told him that once it's out it doesn't go back in and he goes so now what. So I jump in the bay and grab onto a rope and trail off the back of the boat bleeding everywhere. We spend a good 10 minutes in awkward silence when he goes so it's shark week huh? And I start dying of laughter and I said yeah. And he goes that makes a lot of sense. I go what do you mean. He says well you keep calling me a 5 am everyday crying because you got another zit and when I try and calm you down and tell you your beautiful you bite my head off and turn into mega bitch because you think I'm lying to you. Also you ate 2 chocolate bars and a pint of chocolate ice cream on the way here sooo....