labor inducing old wives tales

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Alright ladies, I officially hate my ob office after yet another disappointing and concerning visit (the dr referenced this pregnancy as my first multiple times even though it's not my first.... And they delivered my first). So I want to help baby out even if it's only to get them out of my life once and for all. I'm 39 weeks. I now have evening primrose oil, am double brewing raspberry leaf tea. I'm going to go now the lawn after lunch then eat tacos for dinner. I will eat an entire pineapple for dessert and then bang my hubby 3 times a day for however many days it takes to knock this baby loose. What else can I do?!?! I'm mostly opposed to castor oil but will try that this weekend if I have to since I'm still working until Friday. Any more suggestions?