Funny pregnancy story for this morning.

I have a funny pregnancy story for the morning. So i wake up and all wet. At first i'm thinking "oh it must be sweat" but then i smell it and i scream "I F**KING PEED MYSELF!" Now I am 19 weeks pregnant so i'm guessing this is normal. Angelo thinks my bladder is some kind of toy he can play with like a rattle. So i get up and take a shower thinking "pregnancy is f**king embarrassing. What the hell, kid? You're gonna be a terror, i know it". So after i shower i clean off the bed and realize something about the smell...IT'S DOG PEE! MY DOG EFFING PEED ON THE BED! He has been crazy jealous of the baby who isn't even born yet and decides he's gonna pee on mommy because "f**k you that's why" and then decides to hide for the rest of the morning behind the couch. pregnancy, people. Some days are great while others are...well lets be honest some days are absolute shit.