DAMNIT!!!!!

Sarah • Working mom

So this morning I had an ultrasound that was a second opinion request from my doctor. Baby is fine, everything checked out normal.

BUT to get a good look at baby girls heart the doctor stuck the vaginal probe in my belly button! Ugh it was so weird!!! Plus the jelly? *shudder* my husband was sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME LAUGHING HIS OFF!!!! And he knows how weird I am about my belly button! Whenever he messed with it it gave me a weird tingly sensation on my clit... I hate it!

I slapped his shoulder saying "You ever tell anyone about this I will kill you in your sleep!"

On our way home he looked at me laughing saying he finally has dirt on me to keep me from telling embarrassing tales about him! DAMNIT!

Oh and on an exasperating note when I took a shower this evening there was still a gloop of jelly in my belly button...