Puppies or Babies?

So this is just a thought of the top of my head.. would you rather raise a puppy or a baby?

This sounds crazy but take EVERYTHING out of it, and just think of the hardships. (Like carrying baby to term, uncondiontial love etc) Puppies: pee & poop everywhere, cant take training lessons til 8-13 weeks, chew and destroy everythinggg, and cant speak to exactly what they need bathroom/food wise.

Babies: changing diapers, feeding, being awake whenever they are, also cant speak to exactly what they need food/bathroom wise.

Im not a mother, but ive raised 2 puppies in 3 years and that is very hard hard stuff (not saying babies arent, i literally have no experience) I just thought it would be fun to discuss!