boyfriend did a cheating prank on me 2nd UPDATE

My boyfriend did this terrible prank on me last week. I came home from work and him and his best friends, girlfriend acted like they were having sex in our bed. And his best friend was hiding in the living room to watch out for me to give them the signal that I was coming in. So I came home went into my bedroom and she's on top of him in some lingerie similar to something that I have and I thought what she was wearing was mine. When I "caught" them he says "you weren't supposed to find out like this!" While she acts scared and kept saying "sorry please don't tell my boyfriend". I walk out the room quietly and I go get a bat and I started swinging it and I told them to get the fuck out and I didn't mean out the door I wanted them bitches to jump out the fuckin window half dressed and we live on the second floor. 
They never said it was a prank until this dumb ass bitch come out of hiding. When he did come out he came behind me and snatched the bat out of my hands. He said "it's a fuckin prank chill out". I immediately started kicking his ass since he was the closest to me. Then my boyfriend grabbed me and said "babe I didn't expect you to get that crazy" and I punched his dumb ass in the face! I wanted to get her next I didn't get a chance to though. 
I was still super pissed after they told me that it was a joke. It took me a while to calm down. They all apologized and kept apologizing but was dying with laughter. My boyfriends dumb ass told me he got the idea from that videos where the guy pranks his girlfriend and thought it would be hilarious to try it on me. Not knowing that, that shit will get them hurt. 
Now it's my turn, Mr. I don't want any kids, he hates kids. So I'm gonna fake a pregnancy for a few months or more. This was something that I told myself that I'd never do to a guy but he tried it. So I have to pay him back. Let's see how he feels! 
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I don't have anger issues! If you walk into YOUR HOME and seen a half naked bitch on your man you'd be pretty fuckin pissed too! Say what you want to say about me and my situation idgaf! And he actually did apologize to me sincerely. They all did. He went all out with the apology too. He said if he knew that it would've happened the way it did he wouldn't have done it. It's my relationship of 5 years, I'm not leaving him! i didn't post this for advice posted this to vent. That's why I posted anonymously. 
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Fuck what y'all talking about idgaf! Immature? Yep im a grown woman. He wanna do childish shit 2 can play that game. I'm still getting his ass back. You live your life your way and I'm living life my way.
He got this pregnancy joke coming and yes we do deserve each other. Thank you for pointing that out. When I do it I'll post the results just for you all. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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