Baby shower moral support needed lol

My mom and mother in law are dead set on throwing me a baby shower. I don't really want one, not my thing, but it's a big deal to them so I said ok (graciously!). My caveat was that it be coed so hubby is in this with me (bless his heart, he gets it).

Problem? My mom hates my mother in law and has for years. My mother in law (I'm very close to her, yes) kinda deserves it but is like a puppy and doesn't understand why she's getting kicked. My mom takes it too far. ANYWAY, they'll both be here in, oh, an hour because they want to go over things with me.... Ie they want me to meditate.

Wishing I could be drunk off my butt at noon right now lol.

Think good thoughts for me, ladies, and pray I don't tell one of them off too badly!

😑😝😨😲