I am CRYING Laughing!!!! 😂

I literally had to post this because it was too funny not to... So my fiancé works on the road throughout the week and he comes home every Friday about 1 AM. So obviously he's always exhausted after a long weeks work and 6 hours of driving. Anyways he is a sleep talker when he's tired and this was tonight's--
Him- turn that on before you go to sleep.
Me- turn what on?
Him- the Chinese finger.
Me- what the hell is a Chinese finger?
Him- it's when you dig a hole and stick her in it then tie a rope around her foot.
Me- oh really?
Him- yeah then it goes to my machine.
Me- well okay babe.
Him- I'm gonna put you in it next time you make me mad.
Good gosh I am laughing so hard 😂😂😂