Dear Body

Why must you deny me my new passion? I have gone my entire life being denied this sweet orgasmic taste. The first day I had it at the age of 18 I was so amazed at the tenderness, the taste, the feel of it in my mouth as my jaw works around it. Dear God body! Why won't you let me eat MEAT!? I crave it all day long. Turkey, chicken, beef, pork, fish! I ache for it. I need it. But Everytime I put that sweet flesh to my mouth or even under my nose...I gush forth dark yellow and green seas of bile that must be from the deepest depths of a sea monster's stomach! Oh why do you condemn me so my sweet body!? You hath betrayed me! Why must you settle on an iron pill forged from the fires of the mad scientist guild....FDA instead of sweet sweet tender all natural flesh? I submit defeat and look onward as the carnivores enjoy their prize and condemn myself to plain lettuce.

Sincerely

Your Pregnant Owner