Everyone always asks "hey how are you feeling" what I really want to say is oh the usual shit, huge, cowish, in constant pain, not sure if that's gas or I gotta poop, my bladder is being elbowed it feels WONDRFUL. But just end up saying oh ya I'm fine haha. Stop asking how I feel I'm 37 weeks pregnant with a baby the size of a damn small watermelon who likes to stretch his limbs all at once and I can barely reach my asshole how the hell do you think I feel 😑😑.