Worst gift from your SO?

Samantha
My man is notorious for giving me horrible gifts. He can be very romantic (will rub my feet after a long day or run errands for me or cook me a special meal if I'm having a rough week, etc) but he is HORRIBLE at giving gifts. 
Last year he got me a squatty potty for my birthday. The year before was an electric toothbrush. Yesterday was this year's birthday and I got a hand cart (like, a cart to move heavy boxes...). I didn't ask for / want any of these items, just to be clear lol.
He told me that he only likes to give practical gifts and honestly at this point I'm like just give me a gift card and let me pick my own gift next year lol. I don't need anything expensive, but a little romance or consideration about what I might actually enjoy would be so nice!!
What's the weirdest/worst gift a significant other has given you?