I need a distraction

I'm currently in the hospital, and I've been here for 12hours. I've got some sludge in my gallbladder and a possible inflamed kidney. But my gremlin is ok, 15weeks and going strong.

I'm here alone because my bf had to go get his car from his bosses house cause he was drinking last night. Don't worry my dad drove us to the hospital. And my mum doesn't have a licence, and I have her train card cause thought it was just a real bad arthritis flare.

I need memes or funny stories just to take my mind off the pain, cause I'm limited in what they can give me. Just something to pass the time until my bf comes back with my mum.

Thanks everyone