phone trouble (this has nothing to do with anything)

So I literally just got an iPhone 7 plus less than a month ago. I go to use the restroom & leave it on the sofa. I come back & my phone literally fell through the sofa on it's own, and it's a reclining sofa. Now my phone is scratched and has one of those yellow spots. Like thanks dad, thanks for having an ancient ass sofa that swallowed my phone🙄😑 hate to be materialistic, but yall I could really punch someone right now😂