No ma'm...

"Hey I was looking for bathrooms"

"Ma'm where are you seated?"

"Right here, where infants bassinets are given"

"Ma'm economy bathrooms are at the back"

"I know, but it said lavatories forward"

"No ma'm yours are at the last"

"Ok, can I just go here once coz I have a baby waiting for me?"

"No ma'm these are exclusively for the business class"

Me inside "sure you aren't a mom you $%%$$$"