labor? where are you!!??

Clois
I'm due in 4 days. Had my membranessweeped yesterday. Havent even been  cramping from it.  Been having lots of sex and still NOTHING. midwife said I'm only 2cm dialated at 75% effaced. 
Well now I'm about to order extra spicy buffalo chicken wrap with jalapeños from the bar 😂 spicy food is supposed to help labor right? Ugh I'm ready to have this baby already.