How my shitty day went 😂

Today at school I decided to take my friends water bottle playing around because I was extremely thirsty and it was out in the open it looked fine everything thing was fine but once I returned it then that's when she gave me that look as if she seen a ghost talking about " girl you should of just asked me i been backed up for weeks so I put clear laxatives in my water to help me try and poop " then she started laughing I swear to god I didn't know whether I wanted to kill her or throw up the water I was dying 20 minutes later shitting in the school bathroom non stop I couldn't even leave the bathroom I literally put up my feet in the stall so embarrassed 😂 the whole time she's laughing putting me on her Snapchat ... so if it helps moral of the story is don't take nobodys water die of thirst